Writer Gary Schwind has just published a new book and has taken the time to answer a few questions for us, and give some great advice.
Angela Bishop: Please tell us more about yourself, your background, education and what you do as an author. How long have you been writing?
Gary Schwind: I grew up in Toledo, Ohio, the youngest of four kids. I think, like a lot of people, I really started coming into my own when I was in college. That was when I found out that I actually enjoyed writing. In high school, I never really got into it because it was compulsory. It’s one thing to create a story that springs from your imagination. It’s quite another to learn the elements of a story and be instructed by your teacher to create a story by a certain date. I started writing when I was 19 and a student at Ohio State. I wrote mostly poems when I first started. I have since moved into short stories, and even some song lyrics.
AB: Where do you get your daily inspiration from?
GS: I get a lot of inspiration from just observing people. Just think about the people you encounter on a daily basis. Probably each person has his or her own peculiarities. In fact, those peculiarities are probably something you’d never think to create on your own, but they make great character traits. I also find inspiration in trying to answer those “What if?” questions that randomly pop into my head.
AB: Who are your three biggest influences?
GS: My family greatly influences me. I think my offbeat sense of humor comes from my family. And I don’t just mean my immediate family. I mean my extended family. Believe me, it’s not just extended. It’s extensive. The writers that I admire most are Tom Robbins and Carl Hiaasen. Each of them has a pretty unusual view of the world, yet each of them says some very profound things. Recently, I also find myself inspired by Stephan Pastis, the creator of the comic strip Pearls before Swine. His drawings, like mine, are not very complex, and he clearly likes wordplay as I do.
AB: Who is your target audience?
GS: My target audience really depends on what I am writing. In my fiction, I think my audience includes those people who look at the world a little differently. I like to think that my audience includes that group of people who are not unaccustomed to hearing the phrase “You’re weird.” To me, that’s not an insult. On the contrary, being told that my perspective is a little offbeat is high praise. When I write about music, I think my audience comprises those people that look beyond the top of the charts and beyond what’s on the radio. I like to think that my music readers are the ones with the fairly esoteric music collection.
AB: How would you describe your writing to people?
GS: That depends on what I’m writing. I like to think there is a fair amount of absurdity and humor in the fiction and lyrics I write. However, when I write music reviews, I am pretty straightforward in saying what does and does not work for me on a given album.
AB: Can you tell us a little bit about your new book?
GS: A Gopher I Couldn’t Defuse is an illustrated collection of the first year of the Uncle Sal Chronicles. I illustrated 50 of the 52 episodes and had guest artists do the other two. Uncle Sal is a character who has a new, albeit fairly brief, (fewer than 500 words) adventure every week. He has had a wide variety of jobs, including bomb squad officer, taxi driver, department store clerk. He also has impeccable fashion sense. In the book, Uncle Sal wears graduation robes, bowler hats, stovepipe hats, etc. And then there is the clincher. Every episode of the Uncle Sal Chronicles ends with a pun like the title of the book.
AB: What is a typical day of work look like for you?
GS: I wake up at 4:30 AM and write some fiction before I go to my 6:30-3 job of technical writing. After that, I pick up my son from day care. If he sleeps when we get home, I’ll write some more, but if that doesn’t happen, I wait until he goes to bed. At that point, I might work on my current fiction story, or write for one of the many sites where you can find my work.
AB: What is the biggest piece of advice you would give to an author that’s just starting out?
GS: Set some time aside every day to write. If you have to wake up 30 minutes earlier than you are used to, do that. If you need to stay up later, do that. The trick is to make it part of the daily routine. If it’s just another part of your day, then writing is not a chore. Also, write whatever comes to mind. I think the trouble most novice writers run into is that they think they want to sit down and write the next great novel. All at once. It’s not going to happen like that. If you have a scene in mind, but nothing to build around it, write that scene. More will come later. If you have a line that your character absolutely must say, just write that. You’ll be amazed at how one scene or one line leads to another.
AB: Finally, where can we find your work?
GS: A new episode of the Uncle Sal Chronicles is published each week at http://gonewiththeschwind.blogspot.com. A Gopher I Couldn’t Defuse is also available for sale there. I write music reviews for http://antimusic.com and other music features for http://www.examiner.com where I am the OC music Examiner. I have published interviews and articles on http://www.broowaha.com. I have also been featured in Jenesis Magazine, Trajan Magazine, Art Nouveau Magazine, and PlayTyme Magazine.

Well known OC writer Alyson Noel was kind enough to take some time off from writing her exciting new teen series to answer a few questions.
LL: Where do you get your daily inspirations from?
LL: What should we expect to see from you in the future?
At the end of May, Hibbleton hosted the unveiling of three new zines titled Hibbleton Independent, Dash, and Lexicon Polaroid. The event was held at Violet Hour; a warehouse located on West Santa Fe in downtown Fullerton. The entire event was extremely fun and extremely random. The random part is mainly related to the decor that came with the warehouse. Objects such as giant glowing rabbit heads and oddly displayed mannequins are at the top of the list, but before the decor is explained, lets focus on the magazines themselves.
Though these three magazines were the main focus of the night, the festivities that went with it were just as intriguing. Included were a few performances from local bands such as AUDACITY, The Waltz, and Light Music. Each band performed wonderfully, the only complication was the screen behind them. Playing behind every performer that night was the film Dead Man, which was placed on repeat and silenced. Though the rugged and old west style of the film went very well with the style of music performed; it was hard to focus on who was playing. Given the chance to focus on the band or watch Johnny Depp on the screen, it seemed to be Johnny Depp that won.
Along with music was some spoken poetry. Steven Westbook and Mike Harper performed. The good thing about Harper’s performance was that the people who enjoyed it had the option of purchasing Lexicon Polaroid which he created. Out of the two, Steven Westbook stood out the most. His contemporary and humorous poems were obviously enjoyed. So much in fact that most could not keep a straight face. One thing has to be said about his performance, and this is advice for Hibbleton gallery; could you please have an art show based around Steven Westbook? It is pretty safe to say that it would be truly fantastic.
Orange County is a quirky place with its mashup-style culture and lifestyles; a large goth subculture mixes with hardcore “Surf City” and local farmers, strong conservative politics butts up against new immigrant ethnic enclaves, and — literature-wise — romance novelists rub shoulders at the local Trader Joe’s and Santa Ana’s Artist Village with science-fiction/fantasy authors.
Orange County has a lot of “special qualities,” but I’m drawn to the qualities that have affected my life – the beaches and mountains and my own neighborhood. Many of those qualities, however, are in my memory, because, as anyone knows who has lived here more than 20 years or so, the place is overcrowded and overbuilt and has developed a sort of shopping mall culture. I have a negative interest in that.
JB: People perpetually argue about whether creative writing can be taught. As is true of any controversial subject, as long as people are arguing about it, there’s no agreement. To my mind, a person cannot be taught a love of the craft or a love of books, and certainly a person cannot be taught talent. Good creative writing classes can, however, inspire students to write, create the need to write, give a student writer an audience, and teach a writer how to make the work better.
Angela Bishop: Please tell us more about yourself, your background, education and what you do as an author.
AB: Who is your target audience?
